Bakchilaization - Cantonese

Church Bells

Church Bells

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble."Oh no, my dear, " replied granny.

"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

Girls Night Out

Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Washing Machine Jokes

In this new era, many couples do not wish their children to know what sex is. Once upon a time, there is a family living happily with the members of father, mother and a 6 years old son. To make sure their son do not asking much question about sex, they agree to used keyword “Washing-machine” as the meaning of want to have sex.

One day, Father and mother were arguing on something. Both them was ignoring each other for a whole day. On the following day, father feels horny and would want to have sex with mother. To test out mother whether still angry with him, he asked his son to go and asked mother some question… “Son, go tell mummy that father want to use Washing-Machine, can or not?”. After few minutes, the son come back with answer…”Mummy say Washing-Machine was in repairing mode, not allowed to used”

After a few hours later, mother feels horny now. She calls her son to ask his father whether father still wants to use Washing-Machine or not because it had been fixed. Few minutes later, the son comes back with answer…” Daddy say fixed already also no used because Daddy already wash with HAND”…

Hope you understand…!!!