07 May 2008

Washing Machine Jokes

In this new era, many couples do not wish their children to know what sex is. Once upon a time, there is a family living happily with the members of father, mother and a 6 years old son. To make sure their son do not asking much question about sex, they agree to used keyword “Washing-machine” as the meaning of want to have sex.

One day, Father and mother were arguing on something. Both them was ignoring each other for a whole day. On the following day, father feels horny and would want to have sex with mother. To test out mother whether still angry with him, he asked his son to go and asked mother some question… “Son, go tell mummy that father want to use Washing-Machine, can or not?”. After few minutes, the son come back with answer…”Mummy say Washing-Machine was in repairing mode, not allowed to used”

After a few hours later, mother feels horny now. She calls her son to ask his father whether father still wants to use Washing-Machine or not because it had been fixed. Few minutes later, the son comes back with answer…” Daddy say fixed already also no used because Daddy already wash with HAND”…

Hope you understand…!!!

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